spoony harpoony

When you’re spooning and you pop a boner.

The other night during our cuddles mike gave me a spoony harpoony.

by Snixx0907 December 27, 2018

Stinky Harpoon

You stick your dick into one girl's unclean ass, then pull it out and put it into a whale, or fat bitch's ass and then walk away. Must be done during a threesome

Did you hear about Jimmy? He pulled a stinky harpoon last night

by verygenericuwu August 10, 2019

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

harpolupcia

A panic attack while wearing red leather.

Dave: Dude, the other day I had a harpolupcia while I was driving!

Dave's friend: gotta lay off that red leather, bro.

by Red_McStorm July 8, 2009

Harpoonulater

A catastrophic machine built to fire many harpoon's at once.

We used the harpoonulater to repel the pedobear

by Cyche January 14, 2008

Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

by awk-man April 15, 2010

Harpoon in the ass

The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.

DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!

by J35u5 January 21, 2005