Skip to main content

hardbread sandwich

The default luncheon sandwich ordered by corporate America, for corporate America. Its distinguishing characteristic is a tough, chewy, baguette-like bread surrounding folded meat and cheese and accompanied by a wilted pickle spear and condiment packets. It is second only to pizza in the most-ordered-yet-least-desired lunch food category, and epitomizes corporate decisionmaking in that the hardbread sandwich neither offends nor delights.

A hardbread sandwich (HBS) is best served in a boardroom or meeting room setting and usually comes in quantities of eight or more. The HBS is specially designed to help the contents slide out from between the slices of bread even when bitten with gentle pressure.
Man, Ralph ordered a bunch of hardbread sandwiches for lunch again.

That hardbread sandwich tore up my grill!
by Corporate Luncher August 8, 2006
mugGet the hardbread sandwich mug.

heartbreak

heartbreak is the worst feeling a person could ever experience. Your heart literally throbs && so does the rest of your body. it feels as if the world has suddenly stopped spinning && theres no point in life anymore. you want nothing more than to have that person who hurt you back in your life. you hate them for hurting you but still you’re madly in love with them. you would do absolutely ANYTHING to get them to come back to you because you feel like you can’t live without them, no matter how much it hurts you to try. you can’t eat, && can’t sleep. you can’t even do anything because you find something in everything you do that reminds you of that person.
my advice to you: don’t make someone your everything because you’ll be left with nothing!!!
my ex girlfriend left me for her ex that she was with before me, i fell in love with her && made her my world && my everything. i did everything i could to try to get her back but nothing i did for her was ever enough. now i’m left with nothing at all. i experienced heartbreak
by Mr.ExpertOnHeartBreak December 31, 2010
mugGet the heartbreak mug.

first heartbreak

it will feel like your heart was pierced straight through, and anytime someone walks a little too close, it trembles with the force of a million waves pounding the shores, threatening to shatter into dust and coat every memory, past and future, with the pain of something wonderful that fell apart and the guilt in the knowing that you are at fault just as much as they are. it weighs you down until all you hear is the "what if"s and all you can do is curl in on yourself and wait for someone to find you and pull you out. it is the feeling that puts new meaning to the word loneliness and puts into perspective just how much a person can lose, just how much of a shell a body can become. it is the one feeling that will always be remembered, the first feeling that will come to mind when someone says "first love"
I didn't know it was possible to lose so many tears or regret not regretting someone so much as i did after my first heartbreak.
by let.me.cry. April 21, 2020
mugGet the first heartbreak mug.

heartbreak

It's when you can't even say if you "like" that person, but you've been so mentally attached to them that you've been used to talking to them every day. but one day it all fades away and they find someone better. But he still talks to you as if he never did anything wrong.. where in your case, he has no right to be sorry at all. Because you're the only one to blame, because you let yourself fall too hard, when really, he's not there to catch you.
Feeling heartbreak means feeling someone shoot you 1,000 bullets through your chest.
by angela nina July 21, 2014
mugGet the heartbreak mug.

handbrake

In New Zealand kiwi-speak, the female to whom one is related in a spousal relationship (or one similar thereto, such as a girlfriend or fiance).
I dropped the handbrake after she nagged me about my Popular Mechanics collection and copious beer drinking.
mugGet the handbrake mug.

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.
Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.
by Tom April 18, 2004
mugGet the handbrake turn mug.

heartbreaker

A person whom is addicted to/or has done the bad CRIME of breaking ones heart who loved them.
by confidential March 27, 2004
mugGet the heartbreaker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email