Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

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arse in his hand

To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.

"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.

by Gulpnu August 16, 2012

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Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.

Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.

by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021

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take your foot in your hand

Used in the "Gullah Gullah Island" theme song, it means hurry up.

"Just take your foot in your hand. That means hurry up, don't miss the good things that we plan."

by Steveisfuckinyourmomma December 11, 2007

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shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014

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