haagen

A "haagen" is actually a type of ice dream. But unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn't have two dots over it and it doesn't have "das" in it, because the FDA found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!

"Let me get some of that haagen in my fuckin' stomach, bitch!"

"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"

by WineConnoiseurFuck May 13, 2005

Haagen dazed

eating tubs of random haagen dazs ice cream all night long and become an ice cream zombie the next morn.

i was playing video games all night long and now I'm Haagen Dazed.

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

i haagen i

Term is said when one person wants ice cream, instead of saying i want ice cream they would say, i haagen i, meaning, i want ice cream i. Also said when one is owning (OMFG0RZ ur I HAAGEN I)

I Haagen I, dood i sure would want some Haagen Dazs.

by Dazs December 30, 2007

Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)

We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!

by Tom Zappacosta October 5, 2003

hamadelic

When a piece of art (music, acting, writing) is so melodramatic, self-indulgent, and sentimental that evokes near psychedelic experience of awe, shock, and disbelief.

Wow, did you hear Pavarotti and Zucchero sing Miserere? It's mind-bogglingly hamadelic.

by mobius mesmer December 28, 2011

homage

A condiment often put on biscuits.
It makes it taste good.
Mmmm, homage.

Pass the homage, please.

by Jellybean Jlee December 9, 2008

hamagenous

When someone is attracted to an elephant’s pus and giraffe blowjobs

Nick: “Dude I think that guy is hamagenous”
Jack:”I think you’re right”

by Thatonelozer November 13, 2017