Halldór And Ísak

Halldór and Ísak are a rare bread in Iceland known for they’re Really Really small Dicks

Person 1: wait wait wait..

Person 2: wh-
Person 1: Ssssshh
Person 1: “whispers” Those are Halldór and Ísak

Person 2: Screams “OH MY GOD”

‘Halldór and Ísak runs off’
Person 1: Are you Stupid

by Guuud November 1, 2019

halal

Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.

1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"
"Halal that."

by ettolrahc March 22, 2007

Halal Meat

(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.

Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|

by Kn-og November 26, 2009

halalabomb

- 1/2 shot Jack Daniels Whiskey
- 1/2 shot Goldschläger
- 1 pint Bud Light

Drop the combined shot in the Bud Light and chug

Bro, grow a set and drop that Jägerbomb, you need a Halalabomb!

by Moose_aka_Chad August 18, 2013

haraldsen

Smal faggot named odin

Well Thats an haraldsen

by PornhubXXX February 6, 2017

Halal syndrome

Not having physical contact using Ramazan as an excuse, but having secret boyfriends and lying to your parents to meet them during ramazan.

Aisha is suffering from halal syndrome again. I wonder when she is going to come clean wit her parents.

by Twiggister May 16, 2018

Halldor

A true legend. He is known for putting matches in door locks

Fakka HALLDOR

by Mister_Ha_Ha December 2, 2019