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Hazeem

Inmortal, infinite,powerfull, allknowing.. The man who possess all these atributes was once an normal human being.. Not long after his marriage did he uncover a secret that would reincarnate him in an god like form to be part of something bigger. The word hazeem is banned in most countries because how holy and

powerful his name is. Most people refereed him as " shepherd ". Most people don't know why this word is used to name hazeem, in fact it was this reason that caused the civil war in the avengers( DC is better). Hazeem's bed and socks are the only remainders found in his old house after master chief and the transformers has their war for his underwear.
I feel like stealing but I am afraid if I go to heaven, Hazeem will throw me in hell
by The one of four December 9, 2015
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hazeem

One of the best orc players on the entire planet without a doubt.
Wow... hazeem is so good that when girls see him walk by they cream their panties.
by big charles June 2, 2003
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hakeema

Someone who laughs and laughs and laughs before saying something funny, but when the joke is said it's not funny at all
She was being unnaturally hakeema today, we only laughed to be polite
by akirahs November 26, 2017
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Haleema and Hanan

The CUTEST couple ever!!!

There literally SOULMATES!!

They both can overcome any challenges that they face and will always be each other's friend and lover!!
Girl:OMG!!! Is that Haleema and Hanan there soo meant to be
by Heyyy!!!6526 November 24, 2021
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Haleem

A sexy boy who is has a massive penis and is loyal at all times
Haleem is my future man
by Realdrillz November 21, 2018
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Haleemah

haleemah will make your wigs fly from earth
by Bussybitch February 26, 2019
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Haleem

Haleem is a special form of food, for oral consumption.

It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.

It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!

Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!
1. Haleem has no examples, there is NOTHING like it! EVER! PERIOD!
by usmanali March 13, 2010
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