Hairarium

The thing that Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force wears on his head (his hair helmet)

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, who stole my hairarium?
Steve: Your what?
Dr. Weird: My hair helmet?
Steve: That's right there, on your head.
Dr. Weird: Oh. BULLSH*T

by RG May 12, 2004

Chad Hair

Two Words used to describe someones hair when
it looks like they've poured the excess grease from
a Wendys frier all over it.
It is used to express the digust someone feels when
seeing a stringy mess of 'cafeteria fried noodle-like hair'
coming out of a persons head.
Named after the lead singer of Nickleback, Chad Kroeger
The ultimate leader of all greasers.

Leanne: Wow.. did you see Wilsons hair today?
Melanie: YES, FREAKIN A! Hes had major Chad Hair all week

by JolBrown April 1, 2009

Dirty Hairbear

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!

by The Hairbear March 12, 2013

Tch, hairband

You probably looked this up because you’re a baby stay trying to get into skz or you want to find a meme. This is used to say what you are wearing on your head

Jisung: “what are you wearing on your head”
Hyunjin: “tch, hairband”

by Iloveseonghwasm April 4, 2021

hair hatted houligans

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas

by redbonegal September 15, 2013

cloud hair

The shape and color of an elderly persons hair closely resembling a cloud.

The old (codger) cut off the top of his hat so that he could free up and proudly display his cloud hair.

by Thirston Howell January 10, 2015

Buzzfeed Hair

The act of twirling ones hair around, typically the index finger, and then rubbing that hair on lips or on other fingers. Usually done while watching YouTube videos (Buzzfeed in specific) just for comfort.

Come feel my buzzfeed hair, it’s so soft!

by Buzzfeedmaster69 January 21, 2018