Habanapalm

A dump that is so painful it leaves your asshole burning for at least 10 minutes after wiping. This usually happens when you have eaten really spicy food the night before

Man, that habanapalm I just dropped left permanent scarring on my sphincter!

by UncleSpicy October 30, 2007

Hadabenabouta

A southern pronunciation of the phrase "Had to have been about a..."

Leroy: 'Ey Skeeter, when's the last time ya' saw Jeffro?
Skeeter: I saw 'em, uhh... Hadabenabouta year ago.

by KRzyyImportz July 9, 2012

Habbage

A small animal, usually under 40 Lbs.
And very cute.

My dog is such a habbage

by I_AM_GRIM October 2, 2014

habalooby

A meaning with no exact meaning

I just habaloobied on your bed. I will hit you with an habalooby. What the habalooby. HABALOOBY!

by doog bone March 20, 2015

Habadanicha

When one has issues, this is the one that is supposedly the worst. Sounds similar to a newly discovered STD, but implies that someone is strung out on love for another person whom also has many issues, one usually being habadanicha.

"Yeah I've got issues, and one of them is habadanicha" ~ Julia Michaels

by Xxxehanort April 24, 2017

habaki

a habaki is a very rare wolf breed, half wolf half vampire. it's born with two magical abilities, but sometimes they can be born with three. there are NO female habakis. the reason is that there is none is because vampires and wolfs don't mix very well, and its very rare that the mother is a wolf, (which is needed to increase the chance of having a habaki child). in order to have a habaki child there needs to be an even amount of wolf genes and vampire genes. there is always a tiny bit more vampire genes meaning, that since the father is the a vampire, it makes the chances of the child being a boy 99;1. so it is possible to have a girl habaki, but HIGHLY unlikely. habakis are very hostile animals, and live in one big pack.

"the habaki tore threw the flesh of its prey."

by gachya lillan January 17, 2019

habagat

It is a tagalog term for southwest monsoon. It is the wind that brings heavy rainfall that results in floods during the wet season.

In Philippine Mythology, Habagat is the god of winds, who rules the kingdom of silver and gold in the sky or the whole Himpapawirin. Habagat is also considered to be another elemental god, the Southwest Wind.

It is Habagat season already.

by Ang Bathala October 15, 2019