Status Hijack

When somebody comments on a Facebook status and gets more likes on their comment than the status.

Girl's Status: "There's a hot babe in my shower ;)" (29 likes)
Some Dude: "Hang on, I'll be out in a sec" (45 likes)
Another Guy: "epic status hijack!"

by FruitaSalad December 26, 2011

Status Hijack

The use of the 'comment' feature on someone's status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.

Pam: "Oh look! I have like 20 new notifications!"

*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*

Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*

by Adman47 December 12, 2009

Hijackulate

When a male promises to pull out but doesn't and he accidentally ejaculates into his partners mouth, vagina, anus, eye... ect.

Oh man, I got caight up in the moment and totally hijackulated her mouth... She was pissed!

by Oopsididitagain October 23, 2012

HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

HiJacking

When you are feeling horny on a plane and want to jackoff, so you go to the airplane toilets and let it flow.

"I might need to do a HiJacking mid flight"

by HeyGuys101 November 5, 2014

Hijack my amygdala

To dazzle, affect, impress.

I knew right away that Jackson was trying to hijack my amygdala when he said he was finally going to rehab after I caught him stealing the rent money.

by Urban Dakota December 8, 2016

hijackedyouboi

big hot stinky man who licks his toenails after chewing them off. i am madly in love with this big hot sexy man

Me: damn im horny
friend: you should talk to hijackedyouboi

by deezes nutzen November 27, 2021