hit him where it hurts

To hurt someone where you know it'll be painful the most

Ima hit him where it hurts, his family.

by John Williamson September 13, 2017

My blood hurts!

(remark) What someone might exclaim when their own blood cells are causing internal discomfort within the body, e.g.: when an individual's last meal consisted of possum cooked in buttle and Worcestershire sauce.

"Dude, my blood hurts!"
"Bruv, you shouldn't have eaten that last possum."
"Take me to hospital plz"

by Alma Buttle November 9, 2018

fucking hurts

A phrase used to describe something that hurts, usually while you are in pain, or angry.

(Steve walks into the classroom and his buddy Joe starts talking to him)

Joe: Hey Steve.
Steve: I don't want to fucking be here, my head fucking hurts.

by niggertits31234 January 11, 2012

my uterus hurts

a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her ass and bring her comfort food. :-)

Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"

Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"

Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*

Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*

Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"

by Lindy Lou February 19, 2009

My head hurts

When someone says something stupid or idiotic that you don’t know what to says

Sally: “Japan is a continent”
Jeffery: “My head hurts”

by XxThexQueenxX February 7, 2019

My Stomach Hurts

im pmsing ( have my period)

"my stomach hurts"
"o damn, ur pmsing arent u?"

by Preeto February 3, 2008

Truth Hurts

When someone is stating facts that another person mentioned ignorantly or is in denial on the facts and the person who was wrong gets in their feelings and starts putting the person down who corrected them.

Yo are wrong you know Xbox came out in 2006 not 2000, I don’t really care, lol truth hurts

by Optimistprime43 May 8, 2020