hoopty stop

When a hoopty comes to a stop, and the worn springs nose dive under braking, and then begin to bounce up and down, long after the vehicle has come to a complete stop. Usually, emmitting a loud metal-to-metal squeaking and groaning sound because the rubber spring isolators have long since been eroded away.

This may be accompianied by a subsequent stall, and backfire, with or without smoke, and/or a radiator shooting steam out of the grille.

See Movie: Uncle Buck

We were at the local cruise in, when everyone started laughing at this 80's land yacht that pulled off a wicked hoopty stop. The driver thought he was cool, pretending he had hydraulics, but it was really lame.

by KRASH! June 26, 2007

hooptie-ass

(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.

"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."

by Websta! August 24, 2008

Hooptie Ride

A car that does not fit the personality of the person driving it. Usually an older car that doesn't run well.

Bill's Mustang is in the shop. They gave him a little hatch-back hooptie ride for the day.

by Xandyr October 06, 2003

hoopty-wagon

A peice of crap car done up to look like a nice car
Usually a honda etc with a spoiler,graphics,rims,tailfins,tinted windows,a loud sound system and the works commonly rode in by guidos and wiggers

Greasers:look at that hoopty-wagon
Greaser2:Yeah,what a wigger

by ModRock123 April 19, 2006

Hooptie hoops

Flashy rims that you would see on a ghetto hooptie, something that Bubb Rubb would most definitely drive WOO WOOOOOO!!!!11

Damn, I think that be Bubb Rubb driving that whip with the Hooptie hoops on it.

by H to the o-s-s August 13, 2005

Hoopty dent

When a man does anal without lube with either a male or female.

Toddd pulled out his erection and put it in jay without lube and got hoopty dented

by Gila guy March 28, 2018

Hooptie

Short for Hooptie Doo. A party or get-together where everyone brings something. Usually a bar-b-que is involved.

I going to the Hooptie at Rick's house.

by Red Eye the Pirate July 11, 2008