THE HJÖNKENING HAS BEGUN!
by lamence January 29, 2020
Get the Hjönkening mug.Is the YouTube profile name for a minor celebrity on YouTube known for his kickass bass playing skills. People often confuse him for Japanese, but he's actually Korean. His real name is Hyunmo Kim.
Most of his videos features him rocking it out on bass whilst cosplaying in anime costume, particularly maid/female costumes. His favorite genres include J-rock, J-pop, traditional Korea-jazz fusion and metal.
He hopes to be "the world's greatest stupid idiot bass player", and self-styles as "H.J.Freaks, THE RATED-R Super-Stupid Bassist!"
Most of his videos features him rocking it out on bass whilst cosplaying in anime costume, particularly maid/female costumes. His favorite genres include J-rock, J-pop, traditional Korea-jazz fusion and metal.
He hopes to be "the world's greatest stupid idiot bass player", and self-styles as "H.J.Freaks, THE RATED-R Super-Stupid Bassist!"
"hjfreaks may have a wierd taste in music and crossdress as a minor-aged character from shitty anime, but boy, can he play bass".
-typical comment from his fans and viewers.
-typical comment from his fans and viewers.
by nickodavincireborn November 5, 2010
Get the hjfreaks mug.A person of very great intellect, carrying massive amounts of "weight" in his pants (If you catch my drift).
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.
He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.
He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.
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"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"
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"Hey dude. Have you met that person who's talking with the ladies?" "No, but he must be a Hjorth. You know some people say even Jesus had Hjorth as his last name." "Yeah, that's probably true."
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