hippoclit

1. A woman with a very large clitoris.
2. A fat and bitchy hypocrite.

1. Don't worry, sounds like she had a hippoclit, no wonder she couldn't feel anything down there.
2. You're such a hippoclit, insulting people for doing something and then doing the same thing later on.

by sonapers July 7, 2011

hippocrockafrog

A woman that goes beyond bushpig teritory and should really come with a goverment health warning.
A deffinate 10 pinter

example Ann widecome

by Mr flibble April 18, 2004

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

Royal Hippogriff

A wizard swear made popular by Goyle in the Very Potter Musical

This sucks royal hippogriff!

by imarielle August 1, 2009

hippocrocodogopig

Hideously ugly person, someone who looks like a cross between a hippo, a crocodile a dog and a pig

Dave's new girl is a right hippocrocodogopig

by Rebecca January 24, 2005

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

Hippocrytapotomous

A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The word hyppocrite has become obsolete. Viva la revolucion.

Man 1So what he won? I don't care.
Man 1 to Man 2: Dang.. i'm so jealous!
Man 2 to Man 1: At least he doesn't weigh more than your parents combined, like *someone* I know...You're such a Hippocrytapotomous

by Ronelep April 21, 2007