Hiberhating

Hiberhation or hiberhating is a state of inactivity of hating, characterized by, pretending to have your back, being happy for you, and other forms of flakiness. People tend to conserve their energy, especially during your hardest times when money is short and your luck seems to run out. Once things start going well for you, of course the hating beings and they will try to sabotage everything you are standing for.

I thought she was my friend, but she was hiberhating me.

by The 1st Lady of BlaqBlok June 9, 2009

hibermating

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013

Hiberdating

Dating Someone Only During The Winter Months And Then When The Weather Becomes Nice Out Breaking Up With The Person.

"I Thought Those Two Were Together?" "They Were But They Were Just Hiberdating.They Do This Every Year. First Nice Weekend Out They Called It Quits. Come October They'll Be Back Together."

by Rik27 April 15, 2010

Hibernation

When someone keeps a significant other throughout the winter only to dump them once spring arrives to be single for the summer months, they are said to be in hibernation.

Usually occurs when a guy dislikes the weather conditions in winter and refuses to go to the bar to look for girls.

Jay: So my winter girlfriend has been really bitchy lately, I may have to dump her earlier than usual.

Neal: You're winter girlfriend? You're just going to drop her once its over?

Jay: Yeah man, I'm in hibernation. Its too shitty to go out to the bar every night in this snow.

by Jegster July 14, 2010

hibernation

When a man approaches a sleeping woman, and places his penis in her open mouth, subsequently falling asleep on top of her face.

Last night, after Judy fell asleep, I couldnt resist committing the hibernation. I packed that baby in for the winter months to come.

by Ralen April 10, 2005

the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.

Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

by justin capps February 29, 2004

Hiberniating

Hiberniating (Hy-burn-e-ate-ing)

(verb) the act of going to the Hibernia Irish Pub in New Bedford, MA on Sundays in order to hear the live Irish music from 4ish-7ish pm.

Person 1: "Hey, are we hiberniating tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yes. Of course we're Hiberniating tomorrow! It's SUNDAY!"

by 1sideofnamprsnd October 3, 2009