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Hemmingwaying It

Opting to drink copious quantities of absinthe, whiskey, or another alcoholic beverage commonly abused by Ernest Hemmingway alone, instead of going to a widely attended social gathering.
Fat Bill couldn't find a prom date, so he spent the night Hemmingwaying It in his basement. Needless to say, he had much more fun than any guy who actually went.
by Hernest Memmingway May 1, 2010
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Mitchell Hemminger

He is a communist who loves giving the best of blow jobs and he loves his ass being teared open. He has never had hetero sex but has had the GAY sex.
Mitchell Hemmingers' asshole is stretched so fucking much I could put a golf ball in it.
by Uniform23 March 7, 2019
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Hemming

The term Hemming is the act of intentionally doing something in a public space in order to provide you with some much needed personal space.
Two guys are in a crowd at a gig.

Dan “Mate why are you being such a drunk idiot?’
Jack “I'm not, I’m just hemming these people so they get out my face!”

Common phrases:

“I just hemmed the shit out of that old lady!”
“I’m trying my best to hemm these guys but they’re having none of it!”
by Wattoh July 8, 2017
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Sally Hemings

Nickname for a cocktail made of bourbon and ginger ale.
He asked for a Sally Hemings. The bartender looked at him funny, and then poured him bourbon and ginger ale.
by SNV October 2, 2007
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hemmingsirwin96

A SUPER COOL PERSON THAT I DONT REALLY KNOW, MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MET A FEW HOURS AGO, BUT YEAH THEY'RE AMAZING :) <3 :D <3
"hemmingsirwin96 is very swag"
by leoleoleo369 June 29, 2021
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hemmingson

Hemmingson is a handsome and thoughtful guy. He's tall and he's aware of his presence in time and space. He reminds grandmas about their tea and make sure grandpas have their cigars. Whenever Hemmingson has time, he enjoys hanging curtains on rods to help people.
Oh wow, have you seen that Hemmingson over there? Rare species eh!
by majdouille November 21, 2021
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Hemmingwaying

The act of putting the barrel of your favorite shotgun in your mouth, and pulling the trigger with your big toe, just like Ernest Hemmingway
"Have you ever thought about Suicide?"

"Yes."

"Really? How were you going to do it?"

"I was thinking about Hemmingwaying myself."
by ToastyToaster July 20, 2013
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