Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 08, 2010

Do the Helen Keller

Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."

Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Seventothanine April 18, 2010

Helen Keller cup

The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.

Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.

by tdawss December 25, 2009

Helen Keller Card

The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.

He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.

by PurpleFlags May 16, 2010

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.

"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."

by Rodya May 17, 2009

The Helen Keller

A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.

I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.

by Colton Moore May 21, 2009