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Woot-Off Headache

A chronic pain beneath the skull brought on by constantly refreshing the screen during a Woot-Off, sometimes leading to violent seizures.
Dude - I have a splitting Woot-Off headache. But it was all worth it to score that frank-ass RC helicopter. Just wish I hadn't been flopping on the floor during the Bag-of-Crap.
Woot-Off Headache by SurveyJake March 26, 2009

I have a headache

What a female usually say`s when she does not want to have sex.
Guy "I love you" (guys way of trying to get laid).
Girl " I can`t I have a headache" (girls way of saying your not getting any tonight).
I have a headache by dizzydumbdumb November 28, 2006

Fucking Headache

Used to convey that you have, not just a headache but, a fucking headache by making a circle with the thumb and fingers of one hand then tapping your forehead through it with the index finger of your other hand.
“What’s the matter?”

*squinting in pain and tapping forehead through circled fingers*

Fucking headache?”

*nodding*

saigon headache 

When a Caucasian person (usually male) likes a person of Asian descent (usually female); as used by MadTV alum Will Sasso.

See also yellow fever.
Teen 1: Man, that Lucy Lui is so hot.
Teen 2: (singing to the tune of Stevie Wonders' 'Jungle Fever') You've got Saigon Headache/I've got Saigon Headache/We've got Saigon Headache!
Teen 1: ...okay then
saigon headache by crazytown March 29, 2007

boner headache 

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.
Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!
boner headache by aboutwill May 14, 2010

Pulsing headache

a pulsing headache is when you and a friend try to convince someone to give you what you want with the excuse of a pulsing headache.
carmine: Mr.Wilson me and Jenni have a pulsing headache you should give us some water.