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Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster
I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

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by HundredC September 28, 2020
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Hausenfef

Someone who is awesome. Friends with everyone. Gets all the babes. Never lost...ever. Never got below an A+.
"I wish I could be Hausenfef"
by Hausenfef October 14, 2016
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Hausenism

Coined by Twitter users @ malakaicyan and @ sadsimpwrestle and inspired/popularized by the linguistic mannerisms of self-described “very nice, very evil” professional wrestler Danhausen, “Hausenisms” refer to the wrestler’s peculiar bastardizations of phrases and names.

These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.

More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”
“That’s nothing to shake a fist at.” –Danhausen, as opposed to saying the proper figure of speech, “nothing to shake a stick at.” The “Hausenism” here is the intentional botching of the “correct” phrase.

“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”

“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen

Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.
by malakaicyan November 16, 2021
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hasenmyer

A large family of extremely attractive people. Usually, everyone in the family has a quick tongue, always with a snappy comeback.
"That girl is so sassy! Such a Smart Alec."
"Oh, she's a Hasenmyer. She's just witty."
"Oh, okay man. That makes sense."
by The_umtimate_Bob May 14, 2016
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Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him
"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"
by wacklers April 2, 2015
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David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"
Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
by MacXP June 1, 2018
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Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.
I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.
by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022
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