"did u see msnbc dateline's \to catch a predator last night?"
"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"
"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"
by meatrocket8 August 8, 2009
Get the chris hansenmug. This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.
by Strong Believer January 6, 2013
Get the Josh Hansenmug. Breanna Hansen: A 13 year old who takes off her clothes for any living creature, she gets into people business and yells at whoever points it out. Uses the reference "Skank" for anyone who throws her away and realizes how retarded and easy she is.
by Breanna Hansen July 25, 2016
Get the breanna hansenmug. 
A golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. The ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.
by xswing October 30, 2008
Get the The Brian Hansenmug. Dinah Jane Hansen is the tallest, youngest, and arguably the most hilariously discombobulated member of Fifth Harmony. This dawg is best known for her incredible vocal range, which includes high notes that can make pepecas burst in a matter of seconds, and for her manner of speaking in a language called Dinese, which is part-Tongan/part-English/part-made-up-hashtags. Pero like Dinah is always tweeting and she can do it hella fast because of her huge poly fingers, which are rumored to be about 5 times the length of Ally's. Dinah Jane draws her support not only from her other four sistahs in the singing group, but also from her small family of 1432 close relatives. Whether she's falling asleep in a random place, getting left in a van, hacking people's twitter accounts, or just getting lost, Dinah does everything with her own flavor of poly swag.
Who was that girl from LYLAS who started crying and then no one knew how to comfort her?
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!
Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!
Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!
by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 17, 2013
Get the Dinah Jane Hansenmug. The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".
"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."
by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017
Get the Chris Hansen Effectmug.