Hamglaze

Synonym of 'homie' or ' homeslice' but for badass motherfuckers.

This here is my hamglaze, from back in the hood.

by Swampshark October 21, 2008

hamfisted meme

A meme so horribly shoved into any situation, often a case of some inbred Tumblrina getting angry at someone and littering their comment section with a unrelated picture, lyrics from a song, a copypasta text meme or something like that in order to litter a comments section with immature spam. It's never a logical argument and just shows the poster is pathetic.

Finalspin could not think of any logical argument against the picture that showed there are only two genders, she then copied the description and in a hamfisted meme, tried to work that one old TV show "Wheel of Fortune" in her version of it as she posted into the comments section, proving she was braindead and was a inbred SJW.

by The Painful Reality November 11, 2017

HAMG

Stands for Huge Ass Machine Gun and is used in place of OMG and NEDM. It was once a minor fad in World of Warcraft.

"HAMG that guy ninja'd my T4!"

by woohookittys February 20, 2009

Hamflap

A flappy pussy.

Yo she got a hamflap and you're cool with that?

by Pussygetter103 August 20, 2011

Hamgasm

A non-physical orgasm that is initiated by the stimulation of a non-sexual interest of a person, i.e. food, music, art, career, etc.

In such a case, replace "Ham" with the person's name.

The Alejandro Sanz CD gave Hamlet a Hamgasm, as did his high paying Linguistics job in Brazil.

Jim jimgasmed from The Beatles's album.

Guns makes me Bobgasm.

by Suijen June 10, 2007

hamf

Can be used for two types of bodily fluid. Saliva and Cum.

I.E. "Dude my teacher just hamfed all over my work god damnit!"

by Macdaddythecat January 25, 2007

Hamgina

The female genitals of a Pig

Miss Piggy must have an amazing Hamgina in order for Kermit to put up with that annoying bitch!

by Supp86 May 22, 2012