Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts
*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.
by Concussions February 04, 2011
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Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.
You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!
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Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

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President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.
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Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out difficult questions and topics.
I cannot understand what you’re explaining. I’ll just accuse you of using mental gymnastics because I think that will help me win the debate.
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Men's Gymnastic

With excellent skills in men's gymnastics, I don't even have to lift the seat anymore
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oral gymnastics

Another wrd 4 tongue tied, when somefin is hard to pronounciate and your mouth undergoes 'oral gymnastics'
aight means le same as alrite witout all da oral gymnastics.
Why cant dat bitch say a sentence witout all dem oral gymnastics
by Graemers November 29, 2005
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Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Mental gymnastics because you'll still die
by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020
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