Guttman

Definition one: Any primate (ape, chimp, monkey, gorilla, orangutan, etc..).

Definition two: A person exhibiting unintelligent, aggressive, unlawful, or socially unacceptable behavior.

Definition three: A widely disliked 3rd grade teacher (now retired) from Baltimore County.

Definition one: The Guttman at the zoo flung his shit at the little girl making her cry.

Definition two: the guttman was engaging in road rage by overusing & misusing his car horn to intimidate and aggravate other drivers.

Definition three: Many elementary school children have suffered the wrath of Mrs Guttman, enough that she gets a bad reputation and future 3rd graders make their parents call the school to tell them that they don’t want their child to have her as their homeroom teacher.

by Oovoopoopychild4000 June 19, 2024

Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

Gutmaxing

Eating so much that your gut feels constantly bloated. Gym goers often do this and call it bulking.

Yonah, what are you doing? I'm Gutmaxing don't bother me, I'm trying to bulk up.

by Burt rubber May 24, 2024

itai guttman

An Itai Guttman is a fictional cartoon character who enjoys walking down the road whilst having a 7 foot fishing rod lodged in his ass crater. Also this character is someone that is so big that when one walks down the street one might be alarmed at how big this creature is and proceed to "shit himself"

Person 1: Hey did you see that Itai Guttman

Person 2: Yes! As i passed him in the street a shat myself and become extremely disturbed.

by The Eskimo November 14, 2017

gladys gutzman

A lunch lady.

Junie B: GlAdYs
Gladys Gutzman: don't call me gladys dear.

by Hand_Person February 7, 2020

Barney guttman

Barney guttman, a trans teen in a the infamous show, dead end paranormal park.

“whats your favorite dead end character?”
“Barney Guttman.”

by finnythedeadendfan January 12, 2023

callan aka gutman

hes always there making everyone uncomfortable. hes very flamboyant at times. He constantly comes on to evin at school.

stop acting like callan aka gutman!

by callans got big gut October 1, 2019