GUSTAVO

GUSTAVO IS A GAY MOTHERFUCKER SAID HE FUCKED YOUR MOM BUT THAT A LIE HE IS A LONELY MOTHERFUCKER ON EVERY DAY

GUY:YOU SEE GUSTAVO
GIRL:THAT GAY MOTHERFUCKER

by GIRL AND BOY February 14, 2019

the gustavo approach

the act of approaching a man/woman with the sexual intent of a baboob, this usually involves making oo oo ahh ahh noises whilst violently nutting in your pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jess last night , it worked a charm

by gustavo996 January 23, 2022

Gustavo Petro

The person that will change Colombia for the better.

Te amo Gustavo Petro, mi presi. 🥰

by imcolombian May 18, 2022

Gustavo and Emily

Two people who will always stay with one another. Even if things don't go their way, they will still stick by each others side. No matter what. Even if people try to tear them apart... they will be next to each other with a great smile on their face knowing nothing can stop them from being happy with one another. Loving one another forever~🌷

Girl:"Gustavo and Emily are always so happy together....I wish I had that"

by Just Me🥀 July 13, 2018

Gustavo Dela Sancha

Awesome Mexican who is in Rotc. He wants to grow up and work at taco bell.

My Gustavo Dela Sancha will be here in an hour after he jumps the border.

by Yvonneswiontek February 24, 2010

My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus

An edit of Gustavo Fring saying sus instead of gus and people somehow find that funny

"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus" - Gustavo Fring
"My name is sustavo but you can call me Gus" - sustavo Fring

by Shinkinou October 12, 2022

Gustavo

Where do I begin.. Gustavo is the most affectionate man who will do ANYTHING in his power to help a loved one.. even a stranger! The way he loves his family is weirdly enough a turn on.. he is a mommas man (in a good way) Which means he will love you soo good. He goes above and beyond to please and make sure you are well taken care of. In bed too. If something needs to be said to you he will be the most straight up with you because that is how he loves. He will tell you what you NEED to hear. Gustavo is one of a kind and will treat his woman just how she deserves. If you have a Gustavo.. DO NOT let him go because he is rare and he knows what he deserves too.. and if that’s you than you’re a real lucky woman. Thank you Gustavo for being the man I never knew really existed. Moral of the story.. Gustavo has a HUGE heart.. and a HUGE caulk if ya know what I mean.

Random: Woahh is he real?! I thought that was only in the movies.

Random #2: Yep.. that’s Gustavo. He’s real. And his woman is extremely blessed to have that.. ya know

by mijeetacorona August 24, 2025