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Where do I begin.. Gustavo is the most affectionate man who will do ANYTHING in his power to help a loved one.. even a stranger! The way he loves his family is weirdly enough a turn on.. he is a mommas man (in a good way) Which means he will love you soo good. He goes above and beyond to please and make sure you are well taken care of. In bed too. If something needs to be said to you he will be the most straight up with you because that is how he loves. He will tell you what you NEED to hear. Gustavo is one of a kind and will treat his woman just how she deserves. If you have a Gustavo.. DO NOT let him go because he is rare and he knows what he deserves too.. and if that’s you than you’re a real lucky woman. Thank you Gustavo for being the man I never knew really existed. Moral of the story.. Gustavo has a HUGE heart.. and a HUGE caulk if ya know what I mean.
Random: Woahh is he real?! I thought that was only in the movies.

Random #2: Yep.. that’s Gustavo. He’s real. And his woman is extremely blessed to have that.. ya know
Gustavo by mijeetacorona August 24, 2025
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Gustavo Fring 

Owner of Los Pollos Hermanos. Biggest drug empire in the world. Mastermind.
D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "The meth is looking good Gustavo Fring."
Gustavo Fring: "Well done D. Mike Ehrmantraut."
Gustavo Fring by Boat21 January 25, 2022

gustavo muniz 

HE IS THE SEX GOD. HE CAN DESTROY YOUR INSIDES AND GIVE YOU A REAL GOOD TASTE OF HIS MASSIVE DICK. HE IS SO HOT AND A PUSSY DESTROYER. HE CAN ALSO DRINK ALL YOUR JUICES.
God that gustavo muniz is so hot i want him to rip me apart
gustavo muniz by imedmuxi May 31, 2020

Gustavo Fring 

A Nice African-American Man who owns the Company Los Pollos Hermanos, totally not a front for Methenphetamine :)

Sadly Gustavo Fring died, July 15, 2009 due to a big old meanie killing him
Jimmy "Oh My Lord, Gustavo Fring is so hot."

Karen "Get the hell out my house, please."
Gustavo Fring by gussyfringy November 25, 2022

Gustavo Guerra 

A Brazilian male from Curitiba, Brazil who learned to play guitar from his father Buby Guerra. He absolutely shreds, and won international guitar competition "Guitar Idol" in 2008. The prize was a ton of gear and the oppertunity to open a show for Joe Satriani, another guitar icon.
No one will ever play like Gustavo Guerra. ever. I mean it, check him out on youtube. He plays like he hs thirteen fingers
Gustavo Guerra by The man? July 23, 2009

gustavo huanuco 

The definition of a dickhead. Somehow, he managed to make it to high school without flopping on his face and dying in a tragic (not so tragic) explosion. He can't even get friends with all of his effort, let alone girlfriends. Has a dick of -1 inches.
Guy 1: What is Steve doing? He's being a total dickwad.
Guy 2: Oh, he's just acting like Gustavo Huanuco.
Guy 1: Oh, no wonder he's so horrible.

Gustavo Gang 

The group of people who worship the God Gustavo in an almost cult-like manner.(2 And/or pertaining to the arch enemies of the Gyuk Gang.
1)Guy 1: "I can't believe that just got into the Gustavo Gang!"

2) Guy 98: "The Gustavo Gang's gonna kick Gyuk gang's homosexual arse!"
Gustavo Gang by _nigr0s September 1, 2019