Gumby

Someone who is tall but has a terrible body shape.

Jim, you're 6'11" and you weigh ninety pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.

by Big_THiccy July 28, 2019

Gumby

A word meaning several things, being used as a compliment or an insult. Also being able to be used anywhere in a sentence, 'gumby' is a very useful word.

It can mean anything from good, ugly, bad, stinky, goofy, wacky, disgusting, funny, antichrist, beautiful, and (if used in the right context) the whole Decloration of Independence.

You're looking gumby today!

Fuck you and yo gumby ass shoes

by Not a Chaggot September 23, 2019

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020

Gumby

Used to describe dumb looking, usually squishy animals.

Chad: That frog looks so stupid!
Brad: Little gumby baby frog.

by obamasaidso July 1, 2020

Gumby's Mouth

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

by will bitten November 4, 2017

Gumby cut

This is a haircut resembling the character from the"Gumby and Pokey" show.

I like a Gumby cut so l can hang with Pokey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

gumby leg

(Adj.) affected appendage that takes on a rubbery, floppy appearance similar to the popular childhood cartoon, Gumby, upon a brutal impact.

(Example: " Did you see Kevin Ware get that fucking Gumby leg last night?")

by LegalizeGob October 4, 2013