Gombita

Gombita is a man with chest hair as long as jungle trees. This man can eat any object he pleases. He can also read black women's minds.

"Yo that Gombita guy just read that woman's mind, while eating a tampon!"

by Mr. Beet November 8, 2016

gumpit

A fat Potato-like baby

Man your Gumpit is huge!

by Datishat June 12, 2018

Botez gambit

botez gambit is when yo lose your queen in chess like how you lose your dignity in life

"FUCK I DID A BOTEZ GAMBIT I HANG MY QUEEN"

by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022

Gambit that hoe

When a man cums onto a womans face, then throws playing cards so they stick to her face

Best used after a game of strip poker

Im bout to gambit that hoe!

by dvido July 6, 2009

Maradona Gambit

In football, the act of committing a handball in an effort to either score on or prevent a goal from the opposing team, in order to win a match.

The "Maradona" portion of the word refers to Maradona's hand of god goal against England in '86.

Maradona's handball successfully fooled the ref and won Argentina their victory. More recently, Uruguay's striker Luis Suarez was caught blocking a goal with his hands. His gambit payed off as Ghana missed the resulting penalty kick and Uruguay won the match.

Friend: "That's BS! I can't believe that handball resulted in a win."

Me: "I know, total Maradona Gambit."

by squeezebot July 8, 2010

Reggie Gambit

When a team owner on Goal Line Blitz, gets drunk the night before a simulation and allows an OC or DC to "experiment" with the tactics for the next playoff game.

I cannot believe Mat got so drunk he allowed Reggie to try another "Reggie Gambit". Good thing that punter had a good arm!

by Matrims January 20, 2009

Hungarian Cum Gambit

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole

As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move

by truckers_polska January 20, 2021