Guched

(Pronounced goo-chd)
Someone who is turnt up, faded, drunk as fuck or drunk as fuck to the point where they see the 4th dimension

Sober friend: Damn! You're fucken drunk like a mother fucker.

Drunk friend: akshdldlslgsksbdj

Sober friend: Fuck! You're guched!

by Mended June 17, 2013

Thunder Gulche

Thunder Gulche. To build up seman for three or more weeks and tie a belt around the under portion of the testicles and release through ejaculation into the mouth of another while the second party is beating a drum.

she was rockin out on the snare and i thunder gulched her!!

by tagres December 17, 2010

Guilherme Martins

The best person alive!!! People with that name are really cute, funny and extremely awesome! Everyone loves a Guilherme.

1: OMG 😱 here comes the perfect Guilherme Martins
2: *Faints of emotion*

by Urbaesomeone April 11, 2020

south-american guche piranna

wildly biting the skin between the pussy and asshole. Usually performed in retalliation for a scrape or poorly performed blow-job.

She scraped me during our 69, so I gave her the old, "south-american guche piranna".!

by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

guishe

a flabby old woman vagina
an extreme insult to one another

to an old unknowing woman...

how's that guishe hanging?

by jabunky March 8, 2008

guichard

a cajun alcoholic that lacks social skills

See that drunk over there that doens't like to talk to his friends? He's a guichard.

by Marshmellow September 11, 2005

gliche

incorrect use of a common phrase

'You'll have to make it worth my wild' is a gliche
'I wouldn't put it past me' is a gliche
'The whole kitten caboodle' is a gliche

by Meownie March 26, 2010