although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.
by i hate italians June 1, 2005
Get the guidos mug.Oddly in the Mexican culture, Guero is not generally derogatory as Gringo is. Whitey or White man seems more derogatory than foreigner, but its not. Guero is preferable in the MX culture, while still slang. I have been called this many times by MX friends and acquaintances, and are very clear its not a pejorative.
by MOS8541 June 13, 2016
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The Legend of Puto San Guelo:
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
by Pseudo Wisdom May 7, 2013
Get the Puto San Guelo mug.Guidos are easily recognizable by their dark hair, overly tanned skin, thick accents & waxed eyebrows. The guido travels in packs, especially when heading to clubs to meet up w/ their deejay friends. Almost all guidos are self-proclaimed "deejays." They blast extremely loud music, usually some form of house, while they drive excessively fast.
If not at the club, the guido can be found at the gym, spending endless hours exercising and flexing in front the mirror. Though not all guidos use steroids, most do. Since most of their time is spent on their appearance and "physique," the guido typically is incapable of having a real career, but would rather work in a field of construction, telemarketing, or sales.
Even in the winter, the guido can wear a wifebeater & ripped jeans, after all he needs to show off his year long tan. Common guido attire includes tight shirts, Ed Hardy, Affliction, A|X, or any other"label" that is deemed trendy at the time. There is also the possibility that the guido will be wearing NO shirt at all while fist pumping and sticking his chest out.
Guidos have no respect for women and have no problem cheating. They also have a weakness for drugs & alcohol. They find nothing wrong with partying regularly & "clubbing" well into their 30's. Pictures of his club experiences & "deejay friends" will be all over his facebook page, but the numbers will pale in comparison to all of the photos of himself that he takes in the mirror.
If not at the club, the guido can be found at the gym, spending endless hours exercising and flexing in front the mirror. Though not all guidos use steroids, most do. Since most of their time is spent on their appearance and "physique," the guido typically is incapable of having a real career, but would rather work in a field of construction, telemarketing, or sales.
Even in the winter, the guido can wear a wifebeater & ripped jeans, after all he needs to show off his year long tan. Common guido attire includes tight shirts, Ed Hardy, Affliction, A|X, or any other"label" that is deemed trendy at the time. There is also the possibility that the guido will be wearing NO shirt at all while fist pumping and sticking his chest out.
Guidos have no respect for women and have no problem cheating. They also have a weakness for drugs & alcohol. They find nothing wrong with partying regularly & "clubbing" well into their 30's. Pictures of his club experiences & "deejay friends" will be all over his facebook page, but the numbers will pale in comparison to all of the photos of himself that he takes in the mirror.
"If I see one more guido loser post a picture of himself with his shirt off, I swear to god, I'm deleting my facebook page forever!!"
"Dude. It's midnight! Take your sunglasses off and stop acting like such a guido!"
The Jersey Shore.
"Dude. It's midnight! Take your sunglasses off and stop acting like such a guido!"
The Jersey Shore.
by luckydante December 2, 2010
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Although attempts have been made to make this a popular word in urban culture, all have failed. It is a commonly held belief that this word is lame and an overall very unsuccessful attempt at a nickname.
Although attempts have been made to make this a popular word in urban culture, all have failed. It is a commonly held belief that this word is lame and an overall very unsuccessful attempt at a nickname.
Ok guydo.
by TheMailmanDelivers June 16, 2010
Get the guydo mug.A potent, mutated form of testosterone found typically in New Jersey males which results in mutations such as silly spiked hair, orange skin, and lips puckering. Sufferers of guidosterone also tend to abuse anabolic steroids and wear clothes too small for them.
Whoa, look at that Guido over there with the bottle of grey goose, he's all hopped up on guidosterone. What a douche.
by Jmanus June 5, 2010
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