Gage can win

a seemingly inescapable situation for 1 content creator party in an ongoing multi part series which keeps on snowballing into huge proportions.

I think Gage can win this weeks Progression Series

by BelialDeRai May 10, 2021

Gage

An incredibly sweet, sensitive, and understanding man. A gentleman. Classy, easy to confide in, and trustworthy. The best friend anyone could ask for, and entirely irreplaceable. Loyal to the core. Very attractive with an athletic build, and catches the eye of any woman he passes--though he rarely realizes it. Logical-minded, tends to hide his true emotions, ridiculously intelligent, and will let anyone know his opinion if they ask for it. If you want to know what a "cool nerd" looks like, find a Gage. Has a tendency to sometimes be introverted, but once you get to know him he is crazy, hilarious, lovable, and tons of fun. A grammar-nazi who is probably cringing at this definition's many sentence fragments. All in all, a Gage is a person that anyone would be fortunate to meet, blessed to be considered an acquaintance, and feel like they were in an alternative reality if he were to consider them a best friend.

My life would not be complete if I did not have a Gage.

by maeggwolf September 27, 2010

Gagein-it

Stemming from the phrase "rules of engagement" this term is particularly used in 'all vs all' multiplayer shoot’um up style video games, i.e. Halo etc. The action of gagein-it occurs when there is a firefight occurring between 2 or more players and in the moment one contestant defeats the other and is distracted by the win (while also drained in their life) an outsider from this firefight uses this scenario to their advantage by taking out the momentary victor. This is a prime example of the hunter becoming the hunted.

4 players are playing Halo on the Slayer gameplay type. Player 1 and Player 4 are engageing in battle with one another trading intense shots and blows. Both of their health levels, also known as life, are being drained. player 4 gets a lucky shot with a granade defeating player 1. At this precise moment player 2 comes out of nowhere shooting player 4 in the head. Player 4 just got Gaged.

player 3 may say something to the effect of, "Man! Player 2 keeps on Gagein-it!!" or "man he just Gaged-it"

by Jackel Davinceti May 30, 2009

guaren

Something thats guaranteed.

I'm guaren getting pussy tonight. That house is pretty guaren.

by kentMOKESblunts November 22, 2010

Gagetown

Canadian Forces Base in New Brunswick; location of the Army's training centre, among other things; where most combat arms recruits go after finishing basic training.

After Basic, Smith will do his Soldier Qualification in Gagetown.

Sue has been awaiting training for two years in Gagetown - who knows when she'll get a course!

by stuckhere69 February 23, 2011

Gage Baartman

An acid dropping, molly popping, ketamine smoking, curb stomping, bitch pimping maniac. Long brown hair that covers half his eyes. “Bread stacker.” Also goes by the name “G-spot adolis.”

“Gage Baartman (G-spot) just stole a zip from some bitches”

by Big straight 112 December 10, 2019

Gageism

A newfound religion founded in 2019 , following the rules of

• no listening to other religions beliefs
•People are forbidden from persuading you to join another religion

Followers of Gageism are permitted to eternal life

Person A: What religion do you follow?
Person B: Gageism , i want eternal life!

Person A: Cool! I wanna be a gageist

by alphabetgod May 14, 2020