grandfag

When a person of age with Grandchildren comes out of the closet he shall be named as above

GRANDFAG IS COMING OUT

by GLIZZY GOBBLE GOBBLE November 23, 2020

Groundhogged

That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.

- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?

by B@dg3r February 10, 2021

Groundhog

A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down

Dang, I need canned cereal, but I can't get to it because of this big groundhog in the way

by LOLABUNNY May 5, 2015

groundflyer

one who flies on the ground.

n. I am a groundflyer.
v. I was groundflying.
Proper n. Groundflyer is cool.

by Jaxon Groundflyer December 29, 2003

Groundhogged

When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".

I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.

by Salty_Guru June 21, 2019

Groundation

1. The word Andrew made up.
2. The state of being grounded.
2 1/2. The state of being restricted to your house.
3. Used to tell your friends how long you are grounded for.
4. Something you NEVER want to go through because it's completely horrible.

Sydney: "im grounded! ):"
Andrew: "oh no, groundation is horrible!"
Sydney: "i know! im so scared! D:"

by RuNSYdNEYRuN!@#$ May 24, 2010

The Groundhog

A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.

Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.

by longschlongmcgee6969 November 29, 2010