Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

by NUChickens December 17, 2011

Gronderful

A combination of great and wonderful. When a situation is so great that great or wonderful can't describe it. Saying "this is fucking great" wouldn't cover it either.

O my God, i haven't eaten all day, this quadruple cheeseburger with fries is gronderful.

by Clinker It On June 14, 2010

Gronk

a total loser, moron and idiot who always says "ill just" before he/she does anything

go to "wings n' things" in Ryde NSW AUSTRALIA, and you will know exactly what a gronk is - trust me!!!

by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003

Gronion

Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.

Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.

Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.

Ship's Doctor:

'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.

Sailor:

'Is there any cure?'

Ship's Doctor:

'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

gronkasaurus

a fool, an idiot, a dickhead, a silly person but a good friend. Not used as an insult

Jessy is my little gronkasaurus

by LiL baybee gurl <3 August 10, 2007

Grondelish

Used largely in suburban white culture, referring to something of an incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated nature.

Dude, Drew, that pita was fucking grondelish, sick pick.

by A Flesh March 25, 2009

gronk

he's a friendly guy

gronk is a friendly guy

by Gronkaly Donkaly February 13, 2023