grom

A surfer dude who likes to party.

James: Yo did you see Derek last night he was totally crushing beers and surfing.
Stella: Yeah he asked me for a hug with a white claw in his hand.
James: What a grom! 😂

by LJ COUNCIL October 3, 2021

Grom

Grom is the one true god, Grom was born to destroy Brazil (hell). “Where you Grom” is the prayer.

Where you grom.

by anonymous January 29, 2023

Grom

When you put your hand into a fist and smash it on your penis. It's said to cause a "orgasmic-like" sensation.

Sorry I might be a little late to the meeting, I just grommed and now I'm cleaning up.

by 1mosh April 13, 2024

Grom

The stuff that comes out the first time you take a poo after anal. Not to be confused with the ice cream.

"Yo, she's awesome and all but she left some grom behind after we did it. It took 5 washes to get it out of my sheets."

"Grom has a unique smell, you can't place it anywhere else"

by sillyfunnel69 April 15, 2024

Gromming

The act of pulling one’s hair in a downward motion to encourage hairline growth further down the scalp. Used by the looksmaxxing community to combat balding in men.

“Have you seen Mark recently, I think he got a hair transplant?”

“Nah man, he’s just been gromming a lot recently. He’s trying to looksmax.”

by S. Moomin March 20, 2024