A male between 15 and 40 whose life revolves around beer, cigarettes, wings, sports predominantly football and baseball, and having random sex with women whom you would never date, and use the word "massive" in every other sentence.
Grode 1: "I can't wait to grow my moustache and start chewing tobacco for the next softball season"
Grode 2: "That is why we call you grode leader"
Grode 2: "That is why we call you grode leader"
by Caesar O'Reilly September 22, 2003
Get the Grode mug.Gradel is a noun used to describe things of high quality. It is pronounced Gray-dull.
If a person is defined as Gradel, they usually have the pace and the passion that the footballer Max Gradel possesses. They usually have good style and/or goodlooking.
Gradel is used to describe things of moral excellence, virtue, righteous etc.
If a person is defined as Gradel, they usually have the pace and the passion that the footballer Max Gradel possesses. They usually have good style and/or goodlooking.
Gradel is used to describe things of moral excellence, virtue, righteous etc.
by Danzaaaaaaaaa November 20, 2011
Get the Gradel mug.Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.
Husband went out last night with the guys and didn't come home until 4:30am. Wife was out of Ambien and only slept for like an hour. Wife ripped husband the biggest asshole and told him he's a man child and that she will not have children with him until he gets his shit together ... And now he is groveling at her feet.
by hamboner08 April 12, 2016
Get the Groveling mug.An omelette made with gravy granules, chilli and butter. Excellent hangover cure, first created on New Year's day 2010.
by Midnight Baker December 31, 2009
Get the Gromelette mug.Also, to have a life revolving around computers or other game playing such as Playstation specifically Madden.
Being apart of and in association with and of the following:
Geeks, nerds, social outcasts, drug addicts, gamblers, spy-technicians, leppers, dwarves, nialists, drunks and liars.
Being apart of and in association with and of the following:
Geeks, nerds, social outcasts, drug addicts, gamblers, spy-technicians, leppers, dwarves, nialists, drunks and liars.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
Get the Grode mug.Roger Goodell is by far the worst commissioner the NFL has ever seen. Mr.Goodell is the reason the NFL is now called the NoFunLeague (even the NFL Network analyst have recognized)
Roger Goodell is a Patriots fan and suspends player for no reason and when their is reason he will suspend a player that made a big hit for 8 games but if someone killed a man he only has to pay a "large" fine of $12,390.01
Mr.Goodell rules are "for the saftey of players" and now players can only make slow slug like tackles and if a hit is too good or hard the player that made the hit is ejected
Roger Goodell hates the New Orleans Saints. He bans goal post dunking bc it cost $400 a year to repaint the goal post, and goal post dunking was former Saints tight end Jimmy Graham's celebration bc of his basketball background. (This rule was put into place while Jimmy Graham was part of the Saints)He suspends the Saints head coach for a yr ( the biggest suspension ever)and a couple players for 2,4,and 8 weeks for bounty(paying players to hurt opposing teams players)but the Patriots cheat their way into the SUPERBOWL and no worry they only pay a one million dollar fine.
Mr.Goodell is the perfect example of what not to do when you become commissioner
Roger Goodell is a Patriots fan and suspends player for no reason and when their is reason he will suspend a player that made a big hit for 8 games but if someone killed a man he only has to pay a "large" fine of $12,390.01
Mr.Goodell rules are "for the saftey of players" and now players can only make slow slug like tackles and if a hit is too good or hard the player that made the hit is ejected
Roger Goodell hates the New Orleans Saints. He bans goal post dunking bc it cost $400 a year to repaint the goal post, and goal post dunking was former Saints tight end Jimmy Graham's celebration bc of his basketball background. (This rule was put into place while Jimmy Graham was part of the Saints)He suspends the Saints head coach for a yr ( the biggest suspension ever)and a couple players for 2,4,and 8 weeks for bounty(paying players to hurt opposing teams players)but the Patriots cheat their way into the SUPERBOWL and no worry they only pay a one million dollar fine.
Mr.Goodell is the perfect example of what not to do when you become commissioner
Roger Goodell gets booed onto the stage during the draft because nobody likes him except the Patriots fans in the back
by T_sizzle12 May 1, 2016
Get the Roger Goodell mug.Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.
" I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff!
"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"
"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"
by Freakie14 October 3, 2017
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