riding greyhound

sour luck, to be put in a bad position.

Hipster 1: Ever since Todd got laid off, he has been broke.
Hipster 2: Yeah, he's riding greyhound.

by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008

Champion Greyhound

Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.

'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'

by Merivale July 7, 2005

Italian greyhound

A skinny, stick dog with a long, pointy snoot. They’re legs look like uncooked spaghetti noodles and they’re tails are like a rats. They’re great to snuggle with, if you like cuddling with a pile of twigs.

What is that thing?
Hey, thats my Italian greyhound.

by Itlaliangreyhoundlover February 11, 2022

go greyhound

To quietly and calmly lose one's mind, stab someone fifty times, slice bits of them off, consume those bits, decapitate victim, then display the head as a trophy to shocked bystanders. See postal.

Darren is at the end of his rope with the Japanese account. I'm worried he might go greyhound on them.

by Sttocs October 2, 2008

Emily's greyhound

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.

Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake

by Danholio October 6, 2006

Ridin' the greyhound

When you don't have any money, you are low on cash, without funds, or just plain old "financially embarrased.

Hey girlfriend, me and my girls are going to check out that new movie, so how 'bout you? Sounds fun, but I can't this time cause I'm riding the greyhound.

My girlfriends went to the movies tonight, but I didn't go with them cause I'm ridin' the greyhound til I pick up my check from work.

by clean scene March 5, 2011

Ganja Greyhound

A ganja greyhound is like a greyhound (vodka and grapefruit juice)but instead of using vodka, you dump the grapfruit juice into your bong and rip it to your hearts content.

Jon: "Hey man I'm mixing drinks, you wanna greyhound?"
Ed: "Nah man, I'm mixing drugs, lets have a ganja greyhound."

by Officer O'Reily March 22, 2005