Grafting

To shoplift

He is starting to cluck and needs to get heroin, He will have to go grafting down the pound shop

by Teifi July 8, 2018

Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.

Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.

by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010

Iranian Greeting

When you take your right thumb and insert it into a persons bunghole and wave like you normally would to an acquaintance.

I totally just gave Will an Iranian Greeting and he took it like a man

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 2, 2011

grexting

The act of grinding and texting at the same time. You can inform the recipient they are being grexted or simply start the text with G:

I couldn't help it, Party in the USA came on mid text and I found myself grexting like a mad man....consider yourself lucky.

by cdop5 December 21, 2010

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Gretting

Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more.

Season's Grettings

by Lucydougal December 19, 2011

Vietnam Greeting

The act of shaking another's hand with your own piss/liquid covered hand.

Yeah I just walked out of the bathroom and gave Jeff the Vietnam Greeting.

by Charlie Fagbag October 2, 2018