The Gaffer

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

by humbdalas November 5, 2009

handsome giraffe

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

by Fandangoooooooo February 12, 2010

higher than giraffe pussy

Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).

Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.

Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**

by LMSeattle May 25, 2010

Gaff Off

To blatantly ignore orders from a superior. Most often used by U.S. Marines (typically NCO's and SNCO's) to describe what younger Marines are doing when should be working. First used by a crusty old devil dog in the early 1900's by the name of Clifton Bledsoe Gates. Gates would later become the 19th Commandant of the Marine Corps.

Listen you shitbirds, get off your asses and quit gaffing me off!!!

But Staff Sergeant, I would never gaff off your orders?!?!

by Gunner Brad May 12, 2010

graffanino

n. Slang
Used as an intensive: had a graffanino of money; was crowded as a graffanino.

n. graffaninos Vulgar Slang. A woman's breasts.

Did you see the graffaninos on her?

by George E August 28, 2005

giraffe child

A giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: It was born on the moon. It is often playing Dark Souls 5 on its PS2 and watching onision. You can find them at your local library.

Oh look, a nerd giraffe child. Lemon Goats. Badass fruit, kill it.

by spacecheese69 April 16, 2017

Giraffe Tooth

Initiate a 'high-five' with a friend, and when their arm is raised high enough, take your first two fingers (or strongest fingers) and jab them in the armpit, while shouting 'Giraffe Tooth!'. The doubled fingers resemble a giraffe's large tooth, and the action of jabbing in the pit is similar to a circumstance involving a giraffe jabbing his tooth into an armpit. This action is addictive and will catch on fast in your group of friends, family members, co-workers, church group, and etc.

Keri: "hey Kody, high five!"
Kody: "sweet, sure" (raises arm)
Keri: (jabbs armpit) "Giraffe tooth, motherfucker!"
Kody: "ouch, Charlieee!"

by Keri and Kody February 2, 2009