Gorken. A mysterious geek living in the caves of the volcano feeding on unexpecting geek-a-phants and unfortunate passers by. It summons his prey by it's annual call. IT'S TIME. leading the victims right into its path.
by IBRADINORTH December 12, 2023
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he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.
Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?
Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?
person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?
Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?
person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?
Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!
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Someone who eats babies when it is hungry, it doesn’t eat often but when it does it enjoys dead babies. He is sometimes happy but only when people are upset. He only cares about himself and loves when other people are not happy.
That nigga Tim is Gorelami
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