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pirate's glory

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.
Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.
by Mascal July 15, 2010
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Jade Goody

A horrific abomination of a human being. Became famous for being as thick as, and uglier than, pigshit after appearing on Big Brother. Has now bred. Unfortunately this means that her genes will continue to pollute our fragile and precious genepool until her and all within 3 family steps of her can be eradicated.
"Shit man, Jade Goody has had a baby. That means another of her chav-scum kind is breathing my fucking oxygen. WHEN WILL IT EVER END!!!?"
by MPCmonkey March 16, 2005
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goofy ass nigga

Half of you fucking idiots who wrote definitions, so... You fucknuggets are goofy ass niggas... Fucking retards
I CAnt spell GuD BuT heRes DefNitiOn, goofy ass niggas.
by DudefromLA December 24, 2018
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glory hog

A person who is over-zealous in his receiving of accolades that are being awarded to a team or group of people.
Today at work our boss complimented the team on a great job, and that Sally went out of here way to let everyone know that she was the person who coordinated the meetings. She is such a glory hog.
by cat lady October 26, 2007
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blaze of glory

1) a death resulting from choosing to fight back against overwhelming enemy force rather than surrender; to choose to receive unilateral deadly force in conflict rather than end the conflict. Applies mostly to spectacular painless death, whether painless from adrenaline/drug anesthesia or instant death/instant loss of consciousness with death while unconscious; more difficult to apply to long, painful death, pathetic death, or death without much resistance.

2) any spectacular downfall
1a) The Japanese decided to go out in a blaze of glory and fight to the very last man. It was Americans that surrendered when they were overwhelmed. There were no survivors.

1b) Rather than surrender to the undercover cop that identified himself and was trying to arrest them, Georg waited until the cop was distracted and then Georg tried to gun down the cop. Bommi also shot at the cop as soon as he heard shooting. The cop shot Georg to death instead, but Bommi was then able to shoot to death the cop in turn and escape. It was common knowledge between the cop, Georg and Bommi that the cop was risking his life to impose on Georg and Bommi the choices of surrendering and risking imprisonment or execution, killing the cop, or going out in a blaze of glory.

2a) The Galileo space probe was ordered to enter Jupiter's atmosphere. This caused it to burn up and go out in a blaze of glory, rather than risking crashing into one of Jupiter's moons. Crashing into a moon would risk contaminating the moon with Earth's microbes, frustrating any effort to find native life.

2b) Area man with help from girlfriend amassed enormous amounts of cannabis and blue corn chips. With a warrant out for his arrest, he jumped bail and fled to his friend's house, where he revealed his plan to his girlfriend: Eat cannabis brownies and corn chips, wait for a cannabis-induced overwhelming urge to have sex, then have a kinky sex and cocaine induced massive heart attack. He had evaded detection until he carried out his plan the following month. He was found wandering the streets and was hospitalized. There it was soon discovered that he was a fugitive. He had truly went out in a blaze of glory.
by Blaze of Glory February 5, 2007
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Goofy Ahh

Something that is particularly goofy or stupid. Something that is "Goofy Ahh" is objectively funny.
Goofy Ahh is another way to say "Goofy Ass." This is because people have found ways to type their accents online, like a black persons way of saying "ass."
"Bro got them goofy ahh clown shoes"
by BitchSlapHero April 26, 2022
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Goofy

Damn I need a goofy girl :(
Bruhh she’s so goofy
by Define 23 September 2, 2018
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