GOONCHING

This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.

Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch

by plashado January 26, 2018

Goother

The 'goother' is a slang word from the East of Ireland (Wicklow specifically) for the space between the anus and scrotum in the male. perineum undercarriage

Yer man has a massive goother
Did you see the long ball on yer man, hangin' from his goother?
There's an awful whack off his goother

by WicklowWiki June 25, 2019

goont

synonym for good.

oh that’s very goont

by norfeyy September 1, 2019

GoontaBub

The god of lettuce.

Oh great divine Goontabub we ask that you bestow upon us a grand harvest of lettuce unlike anything ever seen in this world.

by GoontaBub October 29, 2023

goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

goontastic

In terms of being a Goon, goontastic is the way to describe the ultimate goon.

Yep theyre having a goontastic time next door.

by amethyst79 November 10, 2006

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014