fruity-goodness

a strawberry flavored fruit rollup. mmm those are good

Person One: Hey can i have your fruit rollup?
Person Two: NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY FRUITY-GOODNESS!!!
Person One: freak...

by iamcoolerthanu January 1, 2009

oh my goodness gracious

A way of expressing amazement in an annoying way

"Oh my goodness gracious you are one annoying child!"

by Anonymous Katherine February 6, 2018

holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.

Holy goodness! Look at that man's face!

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

steaming pile of goodness

the combination of hot shit and shit hot. two of the most awesome people you wish you could meet.
SHIT HOT-attractive, hung like a paint can, so smrt, excels at everything he attempts
HOT SHIT- attractive slightly older gentlemen. well knowledgeicated about old people shit and everything else.
you will never be as cool as us.

nolen and sparrow or sparrow and nolen are the steaming pile of goodness. definelty not you or your lame fuck friends

by steaming pile of goodness April 18, 2009

goodness gravy

is a flavorful gravy that you pour on dry dog food

Hey, Rover do you want your Goodness Gravy?

by megd44 October 23, 2015

Goodness

Penis, usually associated with words like veiny, pulsating, meaty and throbbing, used to describe the size and detailed essence of a large penis. Originally was used to describe a famous horse, Sampson.

Sampson has a veiny, throbbing, meaty, pulsating goodness.

by Keniz November 10, 2008

b'goodness

my goodness (b'=my)

B'goodness captain! -Astronaut's last words before a meteor completely demolished his spaceship.

by cdreed3000 May 20, 2005