goobersfloggin

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.

1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!

by tim mcnamara July 1, 2008

Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.

All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!

by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016

gonger

Generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. Can be used in both positive and negative ways.


Stems from the saying "gong show"

A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."

B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."

C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"

D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"

E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"

by Simmons12 September 8, 2008

gooberhead

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States

"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."

by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010