got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

damaged goods

When a guy or a girl had already been married and had children and now he/she is divorced and looking for another partner.

-Why are you still not with that guy? He's hot!
-Nah I don't want no damaged goods.

by crimsonvipermaya February 8, 2009

Damaged goods

Someone who has self harm scars and is afraid of getting into any relationship. However this someone only thinks of themselves as damaged goods. But they really aren’t.

Emily: I’m just damaged goods...

by ...13 December 2, 2017

the goods

Lamar Odom, starting small forward for the Miami Heat. Likes weed.

Oh shit, there's The Goods with the behind the back, between the legs windmill slam all while taking a bong hit! Damn!

by D Wade June 5, 2004

damaged goods

Someone who has been married and divorced several times.

That guy has is damaged goods.

by Roseanne April 13, 2006

Leather goods

A belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass!

"Hey dad, what's for dinner?!"
"Leather goods!"

by Mamasarah1990 August 2, 2017

Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020