Gooch

1. Is best known as a part of the male anatomy.

2. It can also be someone's name or nickname.

1. The Gooch is located between the testicles and anus.

2. Hello my name is Byrce but I am better known as Gooch.

by dem3 February 04, 2010

Gooch

The name given to any hanging piece of biological matter that resembles the post-pubescent testes or chicken's wattle and wobbles uncontrollably and hilariously.

Found mainly in the neck region but not confined to it and most prevalent in elderly persons who may have undergone substantial weight loss.

Jimmy: Have you seen Austin Powers: Goldmember?
Mo: OMG yeah! Fat Bastard's gooch was minging!

Graham: This meal is lovely thanks Gethin. Haha, look at that man over there. He's got a gooch and it wobbles as he eats!

Gooches (or Geech as they are often termed in plural) are characterised by a jelly-like wobble. If they don't - it's more than likely a Gooch wannabee!

by WizWaz December 02, 2010

Gooch

The Area Between The Anal Sphincter And The Male Genatalia

My gooch hair hurts;I singed it

by drew leathers June 26, 2005

Gooch

The spot between your balls and butthole.

Used to insult one's self.

Clay is such a gooch.

by Michael Carlock April 07, 2006

Gooch

A lanky blonde womanly boy with glasses who thinks he is cool, but he really really is not.

Aaron: Hey look at they gimpish guy on the red superbyke over there, what a GOOCH!!

by belle&joker June 02, 2009

Gooch

Version 1: To be scammed with a bad check. Version 2: To be scammed, baboozled or defrauded in any way. Version 3: To be cheated out of money. Version 4: Word describing a swindler. (i.e. a goocher)

"I've been seriously gooched". Or "That guy has been known to pull a gooch or two". Also "My boss gooched my check again!"

by Vohton June 10, 2006

Gooch

A synonym for good/great.

To describe yourself or a situation.

"Don't worry about me, i'm goochy."

"It's all gooch"

"What's gooch?"

Do you want something to drink? "Nah, I'm gooch"

by Dassit October 03, 2019