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Gooch

1. Is best known as a part of the male anatomy.

2. It can also be someone's name or nickname.
1. The Gooch is located between the testicles and anus.

2. Hello my name is Byrce but I am better known as Gooch.
by dem3 February 4, 2010
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The name given to any hanging piece of biological matter that resembles the post-pubescent testes or chicken's wattle and wobbles uncontrollably and hilariously.

Found mainly in the neck region but not confined to it and most prevalent in elderly persons who may have undergone substantial weight loss.
Jimmy: Have you seen Austin Powers: Goldmember?
Mo: OMG yeah! Fat Bastard's gooch was minging!

Graham: This meal is lovely thanks Gethin. Haha, look at that man over there. He's got a gooch and it wobbles as he eats!

Gooches (or Geech as they are often termed in plural) are characterised by a jelly-like wobble. If they don't - it's more than likely a Gooch wannabee!
by WizWaz December 3, 2010
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The Area Between The Anal Sphincter And The Male Genatalia
by drew leathers July 20, 2008
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The spot between your balls and butthole.

Used to insult one's self.
Clay is such a gooch.
by Michael Carlock April 25, 2006
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Version 1: To be scammed with a bad check. Version 2: To be scammed, baboozled or defrauded in any way. Version 3: To be cheated out of money. Version 4: Word describing a swindler. (i.e. a goocher)
"I've been seriously gooched". Or "That guy has been known to pull a gooch or two". Also "My boss gooched my check again!"
by Vohton September 1, 2008
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A lanky blonde womanly boy with glasses who thinks he is cool, but he really really is not.
Aaron: Hey look at they gimpish guy on the red superbyke over there, what a GOOCH!!
by belle&joker June 2, 2009
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Jesus the teachers being a nigger gooch
by Niggergreg July 22, 2017
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