goober

1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.
1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.
by hantav March 23, 2010
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A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence
I would have invited him if he wasn't such a goober
by JD90210 April 24, 2011
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Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.
my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.

man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
by tman7727 July 17, 2009
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goober wallah (the guy who cleans the floor after a punter has left a wanking booth )
by syd erickson November 20, 2006
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A goober is a country hick from Georgia, so named from a local/Southern term for peanut.
by Isonomist June 18, 2010
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1. someone who is a nerd or a geek.
2. to be a loser.
3. do something stupid or look stupid
oh my gosh.. look at his socks, he looks like a goober
by Katie DeCoste August 16, 2006
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Goober (noun)

A person having obnoxious or irritating behaviour;
A person who takes pleasure in claiming to be a "hacker"
despite the obvious fact that s/he desperately requires
schooling and education; Any person who lacks common sense
and is blissfully unaware of it; A person unwilling to read
any documentation before attempting to run a software.
Goobers are also known to be excessively talkative.
The company of goobers is worse than no company at all.
by Harshad Sharma February 02, 2004
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