gomer

Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....
"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"
by j.lew August 31, 2003
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sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 04, 2018
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Gomer the Domer

Gomer the Domer is an expression used for a person that will perform oral sex and has the last name Gomez.
Angie Gomez is such a Gomer the Domer.
by dasrascist October 10, 2011
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gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.
Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"
by kOrVe72 December 06, 2010
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gomer pile

A pile of gomer.

A weirdo.
A silly and awkward person.
by brittdawg May 11, 2010
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gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)
I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.
by KevinC256 March 07, 2007
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gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.
My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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