by j.lew August 31, 2003
A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 04, 2018
Gomer the Domer is an expression used for a person that will perform oral sex and has the last name Gomez.
by dasrascist October 10, 2011
Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"
You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"
You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"
by kOrVe72 December 06, 2010
by brittdawg May 11, 2010
When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)
I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.
by KevinC256 March 07, 2007
A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.
My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004