A game invented by the Scots a long time ago. A good escape from doing your urban, busy-body, depressing crap. Also a good way to meet cute guys.
Have you ever been to a golf camp? Buah-ha-ha!
by maybealice June 30, 2004
Get the golfmug. by Max-a-Badman December 13, 2015
Get the golfmug. The act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax
by pimpdaddy67 April 15, 2015
Get the golfingmug. 1) a codeword used by many to describe the act of masturbation or masturbation with pornography
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material
3) the lamest sport...ever
1) bro one: Hey, bro are you going to school today?
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.
2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?
Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.
-(class of kids crack up)
3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.
bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!
by Big T and the Boyz October 25, 2012
Get the golfmug. Golf, being the sport/game played by many.. Also known as G.O.L.F. Standing for; Girls.Only.Little.Focker. . So by reading the previous statement it has been very clearly shown that if you are not a girl (female), then this sport should not be played by you. . . Always abide to the rules.
Wendy, "Hey Sarah, are you up for a lil G.O.L.F this weekend?"
Sarah, "Sure Wendy, can I bring my boyfriend?"
Wendy, "No, stupid.. Golf is for Girls.Only.Little.Focker."
Sarah, "Ah right! My bad."
Sarah, "Sure Wendy, can I bring my boyfriend?"
Wendy, "No, stupid.. Golf is for Girls.Only.Little.Focker."
Sarah, "Ah right! My bad."
by Rose_Nic July 24, 2011
Get the GOLFmug. Hey Julie I'm going to go Golfing with the boss this afternoon. Want me to see if he need's a caddy?
by StabYoMom September 27, 2020
Get the Golfingmug. An excuse used by heavily closeted gay men to avoid telling their friends they're actually doing a bunch of hella gay shit.
by Whitedaddyjesus July 26, 2020
Get the Golfingmug.