goldfish

the useless, no good for nothing, lazy, loud music playing and just all around annoying peolpe in our society today. as useless as a goldfish. mostly pertaining to those of the african american race that think they are the illest homie around. iller than 50 cent.

"Hey Bob, that damn golfish never does any work." "I know fred, I'd like to feed him to my pirahnas as food."

by rod May 8, 2003

goldfish

A word that is exclaimed by others when somebody forgets what they were going to say. Word originated from the goldfish, who have short-term memory

Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Mark: I do!
Teacher: What is it?
Mark: It's.. uh.. umm....
Jim & Bob: Goldfish!

by nietokid December 9, 2008

Drowning goldfish

An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings

You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later

by massivetittyworm123 March 27, 2022

Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person

Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.

by Azraelo September 21, 2016

goldfish slap

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".

While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class

by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017

Goldfish guy

(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.

It was inspired by a real case in the 70's

If you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy

by Tanghot July 28, 2017

Duad Goldfish

the biggest most toxic player in league of legends. if you meet a duad goldfish be extremely careful not to trigger him, as he will flame the living shit out of you

Duad Goldfish: "WHY DIDNT YOU TANK FOR ME YOU FUCKING SHIT OMG"
Me: "LUL"

by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017