the useless, no good for nothing, lazy, loud music playing and just all around annoying peolpe in our society today. as useless as a goldfish. mostly pertaining to those of the african american race that think they are the illest homie around. iller than 50 cent.
"Hey Bob, that damn golfish never does any work." "I know fred, I'd like to feed him to my pirahnas as food."
by rod May 08, 2003
A word that is exclaimed by others when somebody forgets what they were going to say. Word originated from the goldfish, who have short-term memory
Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Mark: I do!
Teacher: What is it?
Mark: It's.. uh.. umm....
Jim & Bob: Goldfish!
Mark: I do!
Teacher: What is it?
Mark: It's.. uh.. umm....
Jim & Bob: Goldfish!
by nietokid December 12, 2006
You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later
by massivetittyworm123 March 27, 2022
Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.
by Azraelo September 22, 2016
A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".
While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
by Mac Brown Town November 03, 2017
(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.
It was inspired by a real case in the 70's
It was inspired by a real case in the 70's
by Tanghot July 25, 2017
the biggest most toxic player in league of legends. if you meet a duad goldfish be extremely careful not to trigger him, as he will flame the living shit out of you
by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017