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glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.
Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.
by Botta Bing July 28, 2019
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Glob

First before we get into the definition of glob, let's talk about its roots. Glob can also be a Latin word meaning "globe". There can be many definitions to glob, it could similar to a blob (of slime, and egg, etc.)or it could be a globe as the Latin root. The usual definition of Glob is a weird pile of something jiggley, something slimey.
That slime looks like a Glob
by Aamori April 3, 2019
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Globbing

A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.
We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.
by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019
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Glob

A MASSIVE amount of marijuana extract, in other words: a fat ass dab!
Tom woke up this morning, busted out the rig, and took a big ass glob
by Tkart May 26, 2018
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Glob

It good
Glob good
by The glob fools October 7, 2020
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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
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