Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.

"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"

by wolfparadise June 12, 2009

closet glaze

Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.

Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."

Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"

by Bronco Avenger July 9, 2010

Gleegasm

The sense of euphoria one feels when having an overdose of the show Glee and all things Glee related.

"I think I just a gleegasm from listening to all that music from Glee!"
"You would."

OR!

"The Glee soundtrack just came out! I'm about to have a Gleegasm!"

by Glee Lover November 4, 2009

Glazed buns

A pair of buttocks covered in semen. The result coming (pun intended) from a man masturbating near (usually) a woman's ass, and then ejaculating on to said ass.

I had a great time with Amanda last night. We had sex for 3 hours, and I gave her a pair of glazed buns. It was amazing!

by Random Anonymous Man November 5, 2012

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

GeezerBird

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.

The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".

by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008

geeze doumani

Geeze doumani is used as an exclaimation during the occurance of an absurd event.

*a dog does a cartwheel and disappears into the sky*
Adrian: Geeze doumani!

by LeTired March 18, 2008