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American greeting

When you come home so drunk, you shit in the sink and don't remember. It's always a surprise the next morning!
Fuck! I left myself an American greeting!
by T E H March 27, 2008
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Greeting Tag

The act of tagging someone on an image based greeting card on Facebook.

Mostly known on social networking platforms like Facebook which allows a user to tag himself or others in an image.
by afahad September 7, 2010
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Gleeping

~ glamour sleeping, but not camping or glamping.
Wow, that gleeping spot is really nice!
by joli19 July 5, 2018
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Gleeking

Derived from the word geeking. Geeking so hard you spit your drink out, sometimes out your nose too.
Shorty got me gleeking this Hennessy out my mouth on foenem grave.
by Shitty Gib July 20, 2020
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Gleeking

When a creampie leaks down your leg.
He forgot a condom so I spent the night gleeking. I really need to wash my sheets now.
by madmonto October 8, 2021
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Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?
by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022
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gleezing

this got me gleezing
by tweenthroughherlegs October 29, 2023
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