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Girlfriend

Oh that's Tom's girlfriend? I can't relate.“

James: „I wish I had a girlfriend“
Michael: „What‘s that?“
by simplyaw August 1, 2020
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Girlfriend

A woman/girl you date and have a romantic relationship with. When you're young, it's all for the sex. We men like companionship, but that can come from our pals, the romance bollocks has to wait until we're old and dying.
Example 1
Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads.


Example 2
Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe?

Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies.

Scott: Lucky bastard!


Example 3
I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.
by Osamasbitch January 5, 2009
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Girlfriend

Something you will never have.
"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020
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Girlfriend

Me: I want a girl
Girlfriend: ur mine u sexy bitch ha no imma true and pure liar
by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020
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Girlfriend

A human manifestation of an STD as other girls stay away from you because you have one.
Girl: "You're cute, do you have a girlfriend?"
Boy: "Yeah I do but..."
Girl: "Boy bye!"
by Lumeelogan April 10, 2017
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Girlfriend

A person of the female gender of whom which you'd like to have sex with repeatedly and frequently, and tag along with during social hours.
Tom: Brad look, it's Emily!
Brad: Yea...
Tom: I hit that three times this week and we went to the movies twice!
Brad: Dude, that's your girlfriend now
Tom: OH NOOOO!!
by Twyst July 16, 2016
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Girlfriend

Something you will never have.
by Oni -chan April 19, 2018
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